I never seem to articulate things as well as they sound in my head. Not sure why my mouth and mind don't cooperate more than they do. I think my mouth likes my foot more than it likes my mind. My "I wish I hadn't said that" thoughts are a little bit faster on the trigger than my hand is to covering my mouth.
I don't like boiled squash. My mom made me eat it once when I was young and unfair as it may be to the squash, I have thought it repugnant since.
Eureka! Nearly my entire life I have detested mayonnaise...or so I thought. While living in China last year I began to eat mayo on my sandwiches ever so often (though I'm not sure why.) Oddly enough, I began to really enjoy it, after a lifetime of hating it. After returning to the States, some friends came over to our house to cook and eat. Brooke (my friend's wife and also my friend) made guacamole. She had used "Miracle Whip" to make it and I had always been under the impression that Miracle Whip was mayonnaise...umm, it's not. After a fun night of eating and hanging out. Brooke, her husband Tu, and their kiddos went home...leaving the Miracle Whip behind. The next day I hankered for sandwich, so I made one using the white goo masquerading as mayonnaise. IT WAS TERRIBLE! I began to air my grievences to my wife and she told me that mayo and Miracle Whip were certainly two different animals. Then came the light bulb above my head.........My mom had always bought miracle whip. Even when I was a young kid. So my lifelong hatred of mayo had been in vain. I'm sorry mayonnaise...truely, I'm sorry.
How did Peter connect David's words in Psalms as a prophecy of Judas' betrayel of Jesus?...I'm failing to understand this.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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I hate Miracle Whip...but there are times I could eat Mayo with a spoon...gross, I know.
mayo with a spoon? no mam.
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